Week 4 Results

Mannos 2 OVER D. Larsen 1
Kuester 3 OVER PK 1
Cholewa 2 (+2) OVER S. Larsen 2 (-31)
Drabik 3 (+16) OVER Wysocki 3 (+5)
Girard 2 OVER Beusse 1
Forzley 3 (+34) OVER Hilko 3 (-3)
Frait 3 OVER Jagger 2
Frawley 4 OVER STEC 3
Vervacks 4 OVER Del Preto 1

Sundays for Team Mammos have more ups and downs than a day at Six Flags. We were able to reach Team Mammos via cellphone and this is what he had to say, "I always enjoy beating Larsen; I c-can't really talk now, that Tea Cup ride is callin my name." Unfortunately, we can't report on the comments from Flapstick; when reached via cellphone we could only hear Coolio singing Gangsta's Paradise from the Dangerous Minds soundtrack.

Kuester continues his dominance, beating PK-leckner 3-1. Some think Neal's early success is due more to a soft schedule than good play (mopping up on bottom feeders such as Mammos, Cholewa and PK-leckner). PK-leckner must have forgot to wear his purple DGN jersey as he continued his poor play.

Cholupa must have used his psychic powers to foresee the week 4 recapper poking fun at his poor play to pull out a nail biter against the other-frail-legged-Larsen. When asked about his win, Cholupa kept singing "I lean like a Cholewa".

Draby-Cakes has been sweating it out all week, waiting for the week 4 results. Draby counted the 3 wins each for he and Wysoki-bomb but couldn't add and subtract the point differentials. To everyone's chagrin Draby pulled out a squeeker, winning +16 to -5.

Cooter overcame the emotional roller-coaster of attempting to ditch yet another wedding this past weekend to beat Brian Buesse-Brian Buesse-Brian Buesse 2-1.

Sexley and his new bride were able to withstand team Hilko-McBride, even with B Hilk shooting imaginary Golden Tee golf balls at them. These teams tied with 3 wins, but Sexley took the tiebreaker +34 to -3.

Jagger pulled his head out of the oven just in time to see his team fall to the then winless DGS Thunder-Fraits 3-2. After the loss Jagger spit on the floor 47 times and politely asked Frait to go f*** himself.

TJ was able to stave off Stec in the battle for The Most Interesting Man in the World look alike contest. Both contestants came out drinking Dos Equis and telling interesting stories that captivated the audience. Stec about his travels from DGN High School to Westmont, and TJ about something he once did with Uncle Billy. Then, out of the North end-zone TJ fish-hooked Stec by pulling spectactles and a pipe out of his back pocket. When asked how his teams pulled out 4 victories TJ said, "I just know Uncle Billy is watching over me."

Del Preto, interviewed by Officer Slicker when caught speeding in Oakwood, was asked to settle the debate once and for all. Slicker: "Is it true that 1/3 of the world is covered by Vervacks?" A somber Del Preto: "I must say that it is".